There was no news I couldn’t handle; there was nothing she and Marco could do that would convince me that it wasn’t all just a stage we were going through. They are together still, for all I know, and, as of today, I am unattached again. The lesson I learned from the Charlie debacle is that you’ve got to punch your weight. Charlie was out of my class: too pretty, too smart, too witty, too much. What am I? Nsync Bye Bye Bye Ugly Christmas Sweater. A middleweight. Not the brightest bloke in the world, but certainly not the dimmest
I have read books like The Unbearable Lightness of Being and Love in the Nsync Bye Bye Bye Ugly Christmas Sweater of Cholera, and understood them, I think they were about girls, right?, but I don’t like them very much; my all-time top five favorite books are The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler, Red Dragon by Thomas Harris, Sweet Soul Music by Peter Guralnick, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, and, I don’t know, something by William Gibson, or Kurt Vonnegut.
I read the Guardian and the Observer, as well as the New Musical Express and music glossies; I am not averse to going down to Camden to watch subtitled films top five subtitled films: Betty Blue, Subway, Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, The Nsync Bye Bye Bye Ugly Christmas Sweater, Diva, although on the whole, I prefer American films. Top five American films, and therefore the best films ever made: The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, and Reservoir Dogs.